Why is Robert Pattinson So Hilarious?

First of all I want to start off by saying that none of this actually matters at all. Secondly, I have not ever read or watched Twilight, nor to I necessarily seek him out, but every time I run into R-Patzee's visage I can't help but laugh.

1. Is it his amazing ability to be so serious, always?



2. Is it because he's a vampire...who totally wants to have intercourse with teen girls?



3. Is it because everything bothers him?



4. Is it because every single time I see a picture of him on a magazine I hear teen girls screaming for him?




Readers - I think you should weigh in on this.